Ok.. here's the scene:
We go to Meijer tonight because Blake has money burning a hole in his pocket. After shopping FOREVER for him to find "just the right thing" (which btw ended up being the DVD "Alvin and the Chipmunks") we get in line. The following conversation takes place:
Cashier: That will be $20.14 please
Blake: Ok, here's $20
Me: Well, you'd better pull 14 cents out of somewhere
at which point, Blake pretends to reach into his butt and pull out money
Me: That is just sick and wrong, Son.
Blake: Well, Mom, that's what YOU do when I ask for money and you don't have any and you say, "Here I'll just pull that right out of my butt."
He's right. I DO say that. Not in PUBLIC mind you.....